The most bad-ass locomotive built by Electro Motive Division of General Motors ever. Only 30 were built, only for Conrail. Even after getting split between CSX and Norfolk Southern, SD80MAC's remain awesome. Foamer
s often faint at the mere sight of one.
Foamer 1 "Dude, did you see Q390? It had a fucking SD80MAC leading in perfect sunlight!"
Foamer 2 "I know, I think I came in my pants"
February 15, 2010
The most badass character from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. Trolley was just a Trolley, but was capable of understanding human speech. Unable to replicate human speech, Trolley communicated to Mr. Roger's and the citizens of the Neighborhood of Make Believe by ringing his bell and moving back and forth.
Here a few little known facts about Trolley:
-Trolley can transcend time and space, thus linking our world to the neighborhood of make believe
-Trolley's real name is Steve Wellsboro
-It was Trolley who transported the slaves north to freedom, but it was kept on the down low, hence the name "Underground Railroad"
-Trolley once ran for Governor in Delaware, but his capaign was largely ignored.
-King Friday once caught Trolley banging his wife, which begs the question "how can a model train do it with a puppet?" The answer is "quite well", because Friday has caught Trolley in the act a dozen times since.
-Trolley was originally going to play the train in The Polar Express, but Tom Hanks "refused to work with Mexicans"
-In 2003, Trolley recieved the Nobel Peace Prize for maintaining peace between our world in the Neighborhood of Make Believe.
-After the 2007 Terror Attacks in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, Trolley recieved a Purple Heart after he was injured in the line of duty. Word has it Trolley is hell on wheels with an AK-47.
-Trolley was last reported to be working on a screenplay for an edgy new sitcom starring Steve Carrel and that girl from Wonder Years.
Trolley: "Ding Ding!" Me: "Fuck yeah Trolley"