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When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!
by Nerdious November 14, 2008
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The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.
Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
by yoloboyswag420 August 08, 2014
The Polar Express is when you run a train on One girl or multiple girls while outside in frigid temperature.
All of us hit the Polar express on that thot
by The Polar Express December 13, 2014
The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.
Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!
by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006
running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.
We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.
by bootylicious December 13, 2004

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