2 definitions by CRAWFORDx96

The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.
Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.

David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!

Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
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The act of slamming a beer so quick, you have to look up to the sky so your throat is a straight line to your stomach. It's like chugging a beer, but not for bitches.
Ron: I told Nick to Stovepipe his beer. After stovepiping the first one, he does it to every beer he drinks.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
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