4 definitions by CPL_Sal
Expression: Similar to "No offence" or "Not for Nothing", "Don't @ me" literally means don't mention my name in a tweet, comment, etc., but is usually used in pretext of something predicted by the presenter to be offensive to a social audience of a specific type.
Origins: In our internet culture of 2017, saying things that don't align with popular opinion traditionally result in a lot of comments directed back to the original poster, usually accomplished by the commenter typing @<name> of original poster.
Origins: In our internet culture of 2017, saying things that don't align with popular opinion traditionally result in a lot of comments directed back to the original poster, usually accomplished by the commenter typing @<name> of original poster.
Youtuber: "Don't @ me, but green people really do look...green" - Probably offensive to people who'd rather be called "Jade".
Twitter:
EastWestStudent_15: "Don't at me, but the only thing worse than West East's QB is East West's QB" -Probably offensive to anyone who attends this guys school w/ a lot of school pride or knows the QB. This sort of thing...
Direct Message (DM):
User1: <Insert offensive pickup line / joke / whatever here>
User2: Don't @ Me
(In this case, User 2 is literally telling User1 not to message them. This term can be used this way on a more personal level)
Twitter Mention:
User1: " @user2 I heard you were talking shit at the mall. I'm going to beat that ass."
User2: "@user1 I wasn't talking any shit! Ask @user3, she was there the whole time!"
User 3: "@user2 uh uh don't @ me bitch. I wasn't at the mall."
(In this case, user 3 has request that user 2 not mention her name or bring her into the fight, because she isn't willing to help)
Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) - Written because UD Validation needs updating, and I can't post this without what i'm sure is a regex of the word being in defined.
Twitter:
EastWestStudent_15: "Don't at me, but the only thing worse than West East's QB is East West's QB" -Probably offensive to anyone who attends this guys school w/ a lot of school pride or knows the QB. This sort of thing...
Direct Message (DM):
User1: <Insert offensive pickup line / joke / whatever here>
User2: Don't @ Me
(In this case, User 2 is literally telling User1 not to message them. This term can be used this way on a more personal level)
Twitter Mention:
User1: " @user2 I heard you were talking shit at the mall. I'm going to beat that ass."
User2: "@user1 I wasn't talking any shit! Ask @user3, she was there the whole time!"
User 3: "@user2 uh uh don't @ me bitch. I wasn't at the mall."
(In this case, user 3 has request that user 2 not mention her name or bring her into the fight, because she isn't willing to help)
Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) - Written because UD Validation needs updating, and I can't post this without what i'm sure is a regex of the word being in defined.
by CPL_Sal October 21, 2017
While performing hetero or homo coitus, the "top" ejaculates on the "bottoms" back, leaving a spread of semen across the back.
Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.
Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.
"I fucked her doggy style, she said "please cum in me" but I didn't trust she was on the pill so I pulled out and gave her the cloak of shame."
by CPL_Sal June 18, 2022
A measurement of Drama or Whineyness, usually conveyed by means of electronic communication (Text, email, Facebook Posts, Tweets, etc).
The actual measurement of a dramabyte is double the actual data size of the text or communication (For example, a 6 KB SMS is 12 Dramabytes - a 3 MB pic of drama, that's over 6,000 dramabytes.) mainly because of the pain in the ass it is to read such messages.
A persons cell phone or internet service provider may begin to limit dramabytes at the option of the user, see examples.
The actual measurement of a dramabyte is double the actual data size of the text or communication (For example, a 6 KB SMS is 12 Dramabytes - a 3 MB pic of drama, that's over 6,000 dramabytes.) mainly because of the pain in the ass it is to read such messages.
A persons cell phone or internet service provider may begin to limit dramabytes at the option of the user, see examples.
"I can't see your text messages, but i'm above my dramabyte limit this month."
"Stop posting this shit, you're flooding my device with millions of dramabytes. It's overloaded."
"Oh God, the stupid bitch is a Dramabyte Denial of Service attack every time you see her."
"Stop posting this shit, you're flooding my device with millions of dramabytes. It's overloaded."
"Oh God, the stupid bitch is a Dramabyte Denial of Service attack every time you see her."
by CPL_Sal March 17, 2015
A pejorative / slur for those who are addicted to or users of Fentanyl. Combines the words "fent" and "cunt". Funts are often found unconscious while standing, bent over perpetually at the waist, staring at the ground, or on the ground unconscious, surrounded by tin foil, straws and little blue pills.
by CPL_Sal February 18, 2023