2 definitions by COLLEGE

Top Definition
A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.
After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:

Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...
Student: COLLEGE!!!!
Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.
by COLLEGE March 25, 2008
The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.
I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
by College November 06, 2013

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