1 definition by CL-Unit
Someone whom decides to take the MCAT, and stay in school for a minimum of 11 years, only to forget everything they learned before, during and inevitably after Medical School, Internship, Residency, and Fellowships. Then, they loose their ability to speak like a normal human being. Typically they speak like smartasses because they don’t know how to think – remember, 11+ years of school has made them as smart as a box of rocks. Most are oxygen thieves, whom should consider ending their lives to save the rest of us from having to deal with them. Doctors pretend to know all, but really know nothing more than what lies behind the tip of their nose.
Recruiter: "Hello is Doctor Jesse available?"
Doctor: "Doctor Jesse!", "Who wants to know?!!"
Recruiter: "My name is Bobby, I work for Carilion..."
Doctor: "This is bull shit! Totally unprofessional!! Why did you call me at home, during dinner? You headhunters are incredulous! Don’t ever call my home again you son-of-a-bitch!"
......the phone is slammed on the receiver
The recruiter laughs because the opportunity happened to be about 40 minutes away from this oxygen thief, and it could have made him a millionaire!
Doctor: "Doctor Jesse!", "Who wants to know?!!"
Recruiter: "My name is Bobby, I work for Carilion..."
Doctor: "This is bull shit! Totally unprofessional!! Why did you call me at home, during dinner? You headhunters are incredulous! Don’t ever call my home again you son-of-a-bitch!"
......the phone is slammed on the receiver
The recruiter laughs because the opportunity happened to be about 40 minutes away from this oxygen thief, and it could have made him a millionaire!
by CL-Unit October 3, 2007