MuffTits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.
CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.
Thoren - What was it?
CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!