4 definitions by C. Blanche DuBois
A man or woman whose attraction and sexual proclivities are directed exclusively toward partners of Asian lineage. An attraction that borders on obsession or addiction to the point where they are under a spell or seemed drugged.
Bro...look at that Lotus Eater posting up on all the Asian girls at this party...he is oblivious to all the other talent here. Odysseus needs to call him back to the boat to give the rest of us a chance.
by C. Blanche DuBois October 18, 2016
Leaving a fresh dump in the toilet when there is a waiting line to use the facilities at a party, sporting event or gathering. Usually accompanied by exiting the restroom with hands raised and high fives for those waiting in line.
Killer...the line was so damn long for the shitter at that hipster party I didn't have time for an upper decker so I had to go with a walk-off home run
by C. Blanche DuBois September 18, 2014
Jewish In Business Only. A person who uses their Jewish faith to improve their own position in business with little regard for the basic tenets of Judaism, especially those relating to charity, equality and kindness to all.
Dom: I thought Ivanka Trump was supposed to be an advocate for women in the workforce but her actions speak otherwise.
Moishe: Bro...her actions speak to the business community not her religious community. She’s a JIBO until proven otherwise at this point. Michael Rapaport was right….it’s a shanda!
Moishe: Bro...her actions speak to the business community not her religious community. She’s a JIBO until proven otherwise at this point. Michael Rapaport was right….it’s a shanda!
by C. Blanche DuBois September 5, 2017
A balaclava-like facial covering that provides support after cheekbone augmentation. Often worn by glitterati in sartorially inappropriate geographic or climatic settings e.g. Gangnam, Hollywood, Rio De Janeiro
Dango...Did you see the cheekbones on that woman? They were a solid C cup! She'll need a bralaclava if she hits Aspen or St. Moritz...unless she wants to look like a hound dog after the mogul field.
by C. Blanche DuBois September 21, 2018