98 definitions by C L G
TechTok is the part of the popular video content platform TikTok where technical content is uploaded or viewed. As well as tech TikTok content, it can also be used to refer to TikTok's company development department, combining the word 'tech' with the name 'TikTok'.
PERSON 1 : “OMG, you work at TikTok? In the tech department?”
PERSON 2 : “No, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.”
PERSON 2 : “No, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
PayPill refers to PayPal users who are arguably addicted to using the platform, much like some people are addicted to pills. Being a PayPill user is extremely dangerous, both financially and emotionally.
PERSON 1 : “Why the Hell are you in $859,097 debt???”
PERSON 2 : “I-I... I've been using PayPill...”
PERSON 2 : “I-I... I've been using PayPill...”
by C L G December 2, 2022
Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
by C L G June 28, 2018
A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.
Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
by C L G February 14, 2020
A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.
Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
by C L G September 1, 2017
In aquatics, the act of ordering fast food in a submarine or other water-associated transport system at an underwater drive-thru.
by C L G March 24, 2020