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Popularised by British furries, the phrase screm de la screm refers to situations of extreme fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction. It can also be seen as a mock on the phrase 'Crème De La Crème'.
PERSON 1 : “Oh my God, I think your jacket is on fire. Literally.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm de la screm.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.
"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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1 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 3 burst tyres.
"NO! DAMNNNN!!! THAT'S THE THIRD TYRE GONE!"
"Hehe.. Sugarnut.. Now we have a 1WD!"
by C L G May 8, 2018
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A Hospital for birds. Can also be slang for a Hospital for female patients, due to bird being a female term in popular culture.
"Sharon, do you like parrots? Because you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo!"
"My cockatoo is dying, you sick pervert!"
"Soz, Shaz. Want me to drive it to the Hospitowl?"
"Ok! I love you! My hero!"
by C L G May 8, 2018
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When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.
PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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A sarcastic term commonly used to replace 'Dictionary' when somebody uses longer words than they normally would.
Ben : “This food is proper phenomenal.”
Kim : “You been reading up on a Big Word Book?”
by C L G February 14, 2020
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An early parenting term that refers to the fact that a mother may feel that their baby always seems to be hungry, which may be tiring for said mother. Derived from the phrase 'no rest for the best'.
Timmy's crying again... No Rest For The Breast, I guess.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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