22 definitions by Butter Mike
Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
by Butter Mike June 2, 2023
Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.
by Butter Mike May 6, 2020
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
by Butter Mike June 2, 2020
Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 24, 2023
Jan: Holy hell, what the fuck happened to your hair? You have joined the mozzy fox club.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.
by Butter Mike November 14, 2021
Mike: Damn, Ronee, I want to shove my 4-inch, uncut throbbing cock in that hairy curry pink pocket and make you rip that silk veil off your face while you beg for more.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.
Ronee: Whateber you like, Master. Please do that before my dad gets home from his shift at 7-11. My pussy is bery, bery horny.
by Butter Mike October 3, 2023
Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
by Butter Mike August 31, 2019