1 definition by Buttcheecks123
A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.
"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011