3 definitions by But cracker USA
Darrin Houseknecht is the worst person you can ever meet. He smells so fucking bad it smells like his dogs took a shit on him and came to school without showering. Hitler killed the Jews with gas and Darrin will kill you with his stench. He is so ranky that he wins his wrestling matches because nobody else wants to be on the mat with him because he is so fucking stinky. He thinks he is cool and stuff but he not. One day someone caught him being like his dad and staring at little kids. God damn. Like father like son. A registered sex offender. He is in ninth grade and sometimes I fear that when the 1st graders walk by he’s just gonna snatch one of them and bring them home
by But cracker USA November 16, 2018
He is such a meth addict and loves to go for girls that are like 3 years younger than him. He likes to also walk in on his brother giving head. And also he will give you any drug you need
He is such an Owen Schweitzer when it comes to girls
by But cracker USA October 30, 2018
Sean is such a booty guy especially when it comes to Shelby. His favorite sex position is the Shelby Miller. He likes to sell crack to little kids and say that he has candy. He will do whatever you want. No need to be alarmed he’s only a 14 year old with a 7 year old. He’s just teaching her some things. I guess health came early for her😉 he would smash and dash. His best friend is mikel Houseknecht they are great fuck buddies. Let’s just say Sean is in a wheelchair now
by But cracker USA November 8, 2018