2 definitions by Bumski

Top Definition
Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person
Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.
by bumski May 22, 2006

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Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis
Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.
by Bumski December 20, 2002

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