A roasted turkey's rump.
At Thanksgiving dinner, my old Portagee Grandma always loved to eat the Pope's Nose.
A knife or a gun, or any weapon.
Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.
A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.
Leticia is a pirate's dream!
A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.
Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.
A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.
Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.
The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?
A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.
Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.