Bumkicker Slade's definitions

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

granny gear

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.

We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Drop Trou Wllie

A President Clinton doll that drops trou.

I got a Drop Trou Willie for my daughter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

bumfodder

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

russian roulette

A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.

Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005