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Bumkicker Slade's definitions

Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.
Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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whitewall

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.
Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Pope's Nose

A roasted turkey's rump.
At Thanksgiving dinner, my old Portagee Grandma always loved to eat the Pope's Nose.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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televangelist

1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.

2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.
Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.
For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
mugGet the poor man's pianomug.

spit

To expectorate.

This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.

It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.

And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.

As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
Pete opened the door of his pickup for Sara Sue. As she was getting out, he spit on the street between her feet. "Oh, such a gentleman," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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