Bumkicker Slade's definitions

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

implant

Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.

Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

soccer mom

An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.

Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

cat's ass

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.

This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.

Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!

During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005