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death penalty

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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mule

The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.
I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.
After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.
Leticia is a pirate's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.
Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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buttocks

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.
Get yer buttocks outta here.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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