fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

peel out

To accelerate from a stop in such a manner that the tires squeal and smoke. To burn rubber.

Waylon peeled out from the stoplight in his 57 Chevy.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

goat pictures

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

rat

A large block Chevrolet V8 engine.

Compare with mouse.

Benny runs a 460 rat motor in his old Camero.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

syphoning gas

An act performed with an Okie credit card.

Bubba was busy syphoning gas with his Okie credit card.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005