crib

A very old expression for one's dwelling or place of residence.

Common for at least the last 160 years.

Come on over to my crib.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

linguisa

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Dead Indian

An empty liquor bottle.

After the party, a dozen dead Indians lay on the floor.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

vulgar

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.

Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

televangelist

1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.

2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.

If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005