138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A game similar to Russian Roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005