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146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

 
22.
A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.
Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
 
23.
A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.

There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!
Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
 
24.
A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.
Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
 
25.
A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.
Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
 
26.
To get overly excited about something.

Common at least since the mid 1950s.
Come on, Louie, don't have a spaz attack!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
 
27.
An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
 
28.
The act of holding a cigarette in your lips enough to moisten the paper.
Hey man, quit nigger-lipping that cigarette. I want a drag.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005