Bulletproof Marshmallow's definitions

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

education

What I have a serious lack of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

STAIN

To remain as a guest.

Mah mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

altavisa

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Mandy

Lazy way to say "Mandy Mooresic". Mental condition in which only the pinkest and fluffiest of clouds and thoughts of how being faithful and loving can be the answer to all evil. Causes one to be constantly overjoyed and always painfully annoying and smily.

Mandy Moore...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow March 4, 2007

Copywrite

Something to never try to explain to God.

"It wasn't me! It was my copywrite!"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003