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20 definitions by Bulletproof Marshmallow

 
1.
Beauty is a thing seldom seen. It is held by all within the soul it lies, waiting to come out to the surface, but it can only be found if someone is sharing your soul with you. Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world. Only love can bring beauty out. Once seen, beauty never hides again. Not even hatred can deny beauty of it's true design. Beauty, although possessed by all by few and fewer yet will ever see one of the most beautiful sights - the beauty held by you.
It doesn't mean you're gay or no longer badass if you like that definition.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 28, 2003
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2.
If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.
Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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3.
What I have a serious lack of.
Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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4.
A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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5.
The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.
And they said it wasn't possible...
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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6.
Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.
What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
11 4
 
7.
A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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