12 definitions by Bubba Zanetti

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
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In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.
We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing
by Bubba Zanetti September 28, 2018
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Muck bodies are anything that makes you feel queasy, especially in relation to the human body.
Muck bodies are anything that make you feel sick looking at them, especially in relation to serious injuries, like deep cuts etc.

"Arthur cut his arm really deeply. You could see tendons, veins, and all sorts of muckbodies in there."
by Bubba Zanetti December 9, 2019
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AN Australian term for Car body filler, known as Bondo in the U.S.
That car looked clean as online, but when I looked at it in person, it was full of bog
by Bubba Zanetti January 13, 2020
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slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.
i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!
by Bubba Zanetti May 3, 2005
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someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information

see also: nerd.
The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.
by Bubba Zanetti April 14, 2005
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