2 definitions by Bubba Robinson

kalu

A really badass person who will not hesitate to devour your kinfolk and then proceed to make love to 20 virgins.
Also can just mean badass.

Damn, after beating up all those biker gangs I feel like such a Kalu.

by Bubba Robinson July 18, 2005

The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.

Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.

by Bubba Robinson November 3, 2005