2 definitions by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter

The size, extent, or dimensions of the shit that you find yourself in.
When the governor used state funds to pay for a trip to see his girlfriend in Iceland, he never considered the magniturd of the consequences of such a bonehead move.
by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter June 26, 2009
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The vernacular for the outpatient surgery to check one's colon for pollops. Often referred to as a colonoscopy by professionals. The term can also be used to describe the procedure required to remove office brown nosers.
Geez, now that I've turned 50, I've got to go get an upthebuttomy.

Eric is such a brown noser that I'm going to have to get an upthebuttomy to remove him from my ass.
by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter September 2, 2009
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