3 definitions by Brutal Iris

Top Definition
A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.
Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.
by Brutal Iris March 18, 2011
Much like a side note; an announcement made by a straight man that he is about to make a seemingly homosexual statement.
Dude, if your girlfriend doesn't hurry up we're going to be late; and on a gay note, you shouldn't wear brown shoes with a tuxedo.
by Brutal Iris July 11, 2011
The act of a man ejaculating into his hand and striking the face of his sexual partner with said hand
She didn't want me to ruin her new sheets, so I gave her a slap happy.
by Brutal Iris February 27, 2011

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