5 definitions by Bruhtonium

August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

National nonexistent day

Its a holiday that doesn’t exist

Man today is national nonexistent day

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

Crank

When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy

(Crank,cranked,cranking)

man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September 1

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September 2

September 2 otherwise known as national be a whore day is a day which during you act like the biggest whore in the world and increase you body count by tenfold

Hey Jessica its September 2 you know what that means its time to be whores

by Bruhtonium September 1, 2020