Definitions by Brownbottom Cupcake

Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.

I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.

Paddy Whack by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a girl and you pull out too quickly. Your finger is thus suddenly trapped by the Venus fly trap-like vagina. Only when you re-enter, and release slowly, is your finger able to exit.

She almost dislocated my finger when she Chinese Finger Trapped me.

Chinese Finger Trap by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

Knick Knack 

Spontaneously jizz in your pants

After having not masturbated in two days, I knick knacked in my pants during geography class.

Knick Knack by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009