107 definitions by Brother Number One

wigger

A White Kid pretending to act like hes Black, s/he has appalling spelling and grammar skills and usually finds it hard to speak proper english.

Wigger: Whaddit be up 'omie

Normal Person: What?

Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin

Normal Person: Learn to speak english

Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?

Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak

by Brother Number One May 31, 2004

teletubbies

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show

JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

by Brother Number One June 19, 2005

dead kennedys

are the fucken BEAST!!!! one of the best punk-rock bands ever.

holiday in cambodia, chemical warfare, nazi punks fuck off, MTV get off the air

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003

dover

The process of Urinating in a Public Place - Named after NZ MP Dover Samuels' act of going for a peepee in a hotel alley

Fucking Oath theres no toilet for miles, im gunna burst, I must go for a Dover by that Tree.

by Brother Number One May 29, 2005

MTV

A Crappy TV Channel that plays only c(R)ap, No-Talent pop and Pouser-Rock while neglecting metal, if you like MTV Then wordUR Gay/word

MTV Is full of attention-starved freaks, and a waste of TV Space

by Brother Number One October 27, 2003

Reality TV

a supposid "Television Show" in which the "cast" are all 20 something attention-starved Mediawhores/fags who daddys pulled strings to get them on TV and get everything they want off Daddys Credit Card and desrved to be shot or stabbed in the base of the skull with my bamboo stick - Spoilt Brats need to die!!!

Reality TV is full of 20 somethings starving for attention - i need me 9mm Glock to shoot there asses off the face of the earth!!

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

Russell Crowe

New Zealand actor who was born 6 blocks from my flat.

Gladiator, Romer Stomer, LA Confidential

by Brother Number One November 12, 2003