jake: sup wit it. wut it do in da heezy, my nizzle? you know i be pimpin' dem hos 'cause i like the ghetto booty, yadamean!
me: jake, you live in a fatass mansion in the hills.
jake: but i be stayin' in the flats
with my homies...you know the man always tryin' to hold a brotha down and shit.
me: you know that not all black people talk like that, right? that's a stereotypical protrayal of the black culture and i won't listen to you practically call me a nigger anymore.
jake: golly-gee-gosh, brittany. i had no idea i was further oppressing your community with my ignorrant view of your daily life. i will cease and desist at once.
me: one down, a bagillion more wiggers to go.