Brian X's definitions

dosh

What a gostak distims.

by Brian X June 21, 2003

gostak

One who distims doshes.

by Brian X June 21, 2003

slut butts

Marlboro Lights. Apparently all too popular with the lesser grade of woman.

by Brian X August 25, 2003

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

moderate

A person who gets to make fun of bleeding hearts and knee-jerk cryptofascists at the same time.

Yeah, you got your conservatives and your liberals, but how do you actually get anything done without the moderates making the deals?

by Brian X July 4, 2003

PBR

Inexplicably popular hipsterbrau.

by Brian X September 15, 2003

Jenny Jones

The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.

"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."

by Brian X June 24, 2003