2 definitions by Brian The Snail

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

Dill Dough

Dill Dough is almost exclusively made by female chefs and is often regarded as the ultimate female comfort food. My sister once tried "Dill Dough In Cider" which she liked a lot. Some of the first settlers in the USA who were known to been keen trappers and would cook that classic combination "Dill Dough & Beaver"

Mom's in the kitchen cooking naked . Ah, OK. She must have an urge for Dill Dough again.

by Brian The Snail March 27, 2016