2 definitions by Brian Lambert

foht

1.To release gas from the rectum with great festivity, accompanied by a brutal smell and a lot of laughing.

2.To fart with great inensity and power

Hey Tim, why you foht?

You all smell that foht?

by Brian Lambert December 6, 2005

Getting an erection while wearing tights or a leotard.

Better not pop a boner in 'em tights!

Tim! Nice bonertights you got there!

by Brian Lambert December 9, 2005