man 1: i just bought us lottery tickets
man 2: u know the chances of that stuff. psha
three days later...
man 1: i threw away my ticket, your right the lottery is bullshit
man 2: turn on the news:
(television announcer): and the winning numbers are ...
man 2: i won!!!
man 1: oh my god
man 2: YAY SAUCE!!!!!!