Brett's definitions

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

pinkster

A person with the voice of Kermit the Frog.

David Pink is a Pinkster.

David Pink sounds like a Pinkster.

by Brett February 16, 2004

lace

to add something such as ecstacy to a drug like marijuana

Bro I think this weed is laced with some heavy shit.

by Brett August 23, 2003

diesel

A slightly nicer word for dyke.

I hate that stupid dyke, sorry, diesel.

by Brett March 7, 2003

Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.

"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."

by Brett March 18, 2003

weensat

1.one who enjoys sitting on male genitalia
2.sitting on a hot dog

Shut the hell up you weensat!
HaHa, dude you juts weensatted.

by Brett April 23, 2003

Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005