Brett's definitions

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

nickerplooperness

The act of wearing a bright yellow dragonball Z shirt to a school band concert where you are supposed to wear black and white.

That fucker he had to nickerplooperness last night and fuck over our chances of getting some fat ass.

by Brett May 2, 2003

Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

by Brett April 2, 2005

The Duder

While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.

Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.

by brett May 28, 2016

RIH

A short term for Rockinhalifax.com the gayest online fourm ever, mostly complied of stupid PC, Vegan, Emo, Hardcore, Faggets. where they make stupid pointless topics, the only cool people ever to grace RIH were waynebeatdown, locustreign, slip45, and of course brett who was banned because douche bags dont like cool people

D00Dz!!!! LOOK AT MY POST ON RIH TALKING ABOUT HOW I SUCK COCK D00DZ!

by brett March 29, 2005

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 25, 2003

poocha

when you are showering and someone comes in the bathroom and takes a shit.

tim laid down a harcore poocha when i was bathing.

man that was some poocha

by brett February 10, 2004