6 definitions by Brentlyexperience

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!
by Brentlyexperience August 31, 2008
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When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.
Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!
by Brentlyexperience September 13, 2008
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Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.
Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!
by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011
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Someone of lesser intelligence and slower mind set that can't really grasp the day to day concepts of everyday life. Someone who is effin retarded.
This fucking guy in the helmet over here licking the bus window is fuckin chewy.
by Brentlyexperience August 31, 2008
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When a man takes the rear entry position on a woman she is on her hands and knees. The orientation between her anus and vaginal openings changes thus placing the anus in the "High Hole" position.
....ya dude and when I was done ramming my cock down her throat I flipped her over and rammed it in her High Hole!
by Brentlyexperience August 31, 2008
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Mucky bum is derived from the ol' salty eye but it actually happens when you've tried to push out a fart that wasn't really a fart afterall thus creating the mucky ooze that starts the ol' salty eye process.
Hey man, I think I've got the ol' Mucky bum happening and I've gotta go finish up the paperwork.
by Brentlyexperience August 31, 2008
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