pseudo-random

Describing a sequence of numbers generated by a deterministic computer that is seemingly random, but eventually repeats. Good pseudo-random number generators have very long periods before the sequence repeats.
The date Easter falls on is pseudo-random in that it cannot be predicted off the top of someone's head, and it takes 5.7 million years for the sequence to repeat.

To generate a pseudo-random number in C, you'd use the Rand(); function.
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healing crystal

A crystal that actually used to heal the user back in the days when Faeries roamed the earth. Now used by New Agers that think it still works in modern times.
Naddavitch:"I've had the runs since August 2000. Got anything that could help me?"
Enya:"Here, try my healing crystal."
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scalping

1. The process of removing the human scalp from the skull, usually performed by a ticked off native.

3. Buying tickets with the intention of selling them at a later date closer to the event.
1. "Magua got tomahawked for scalping Uncas and throwing him off a cliff."
2. "I feel like going scalping, I have plenty of tickets for good seats at the public execution."
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I've been finding

Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.
"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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Linksys

Another name for Wireless LAN or WiFi. So called because most people don't change the SSID on their Linksys router to something original, and Linksys is the most popular one.
Sean:"I've got to download a Debian ISO and it's 110 MB and I've got dialup."
Brent:"Here, take my PSP and go to the convenience store and use their Linksys."

The Moose Cafe has free Linksys while you have a coffee.

Yo mamma's so clumsy, she tripped over Linksys cable.
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sexual harassment

The biggest scam perpetrated on America since Scientology.
GodlyMan:"What a nice girly dress you have."
Atheist4Life:"Don't talk to me like that or I'll sue you for sexual harassment!"
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enema-cowboy

An actual password on an AOL trial disk back in the 1990s. An enema-cowboy is gay man who rides another man like a cowboy rides a horse and penetrates so deeply that it effectively impacts the bowels (like an enema).
Did you see that enema-cowboy?, He's got such a lisp and I heard that he rides Elton John like the wild stallion.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 13, 2007
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