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sexual harassment

The biggest scam perpetrated on America since Scientology.
GodlyMan:"What a nice girly dress you have."
Atheist4Life:"Don't talk to me like that or I'll sue you for sexual harassment!"
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pagant

A beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. A portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)
"Tira and Morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes." "After receiving their WICcan checks, Nefeteri and Hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on Burger King scented incense and candles."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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pope on a rope

A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.
Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.
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microwaveablelessness

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.
Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.
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gandalf

1. Gandalf the grey/white..The powerful Wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Uses wisdom more than magic.

1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.
1. I'm glad no Balrog was camping over Gandalf's respawn point in The Two Towers.

2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.
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gay boy advance

1. A fanboy term for the Nintendo Gameboy Advance.
2. Said of a man who devotes all of his life's cpu cycles to being the gayest thing going. Talks with a lisp and is all over the other boys. A young gay man who's severely 'advanced' into the gay stage.
1. "You still playing that gay boy advance? They got PSP now!"
2. "That paragon is such a gay boy advance. He keeps making suggestive motions toward the elementalists with his spear."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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Hat Trick

Eating Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner at each of the restaurants you choose. This is quite a feat when you don't have a car and have to rely on your parents to drive you places.
"On my birthday I managed to pull off the Hat Trick, I ate at Dunkin Donuts in the morning, Burger King at noon, and had breadsticks at Pizza Hut at dinner time."
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