4 definitions by Brasco

Hampton

A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.

Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.

by Brasco November 9, 2007

Portsmouth

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.

Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.

by Brasco November 9, 2007

throat babies

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and she then swallows the ejaculate, it is said that the man has just given her 'throat babies'.

That girl is fine as hell, i would love to give her some throat babies.

by Brasco June 10, 2008

motorbate

When a woman or man with extremely large breasts, nuzzles their face in between their breasts and shakes vigorously while making motorboat noises.

My boy Jerry has some big as titties.
I think he stays home and motorbates all night.

by Brasco July 16, 2008