Definitions by Brandon Cook

iguana show

when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.

jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is

iguana show by Brandon Cook December 9, 2008

farmer jock

a rollerblader that does everything chris farmer does. does his tricks, wears the same type of clothing, listens to the music from his sections. all the while never actually admitting that he is obsessed.

You see that kid skating at that session last week? Man he was a farmer jock.

farmer jock by Brandon Cook July 20, 2008