Brandon's definitions

whorecake

brandons word duh bitch!

'ashley's a whore cake'

by brandon April 7, 2005

deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon May 13, 2005

light em up

1. Smoking you tires
2. Mass amounts of fire power

1. Dude, your car has 500 horsepower, LIGHT EM UP.
2. Theyve got us pinned down, LIGHT EM UP

by Brandon August 12, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

somebody set us up the bomb

A line from the poorly translated sega genesis game, zero wing, also used in counter-strike when the opposing team plants the bomb.

I was just eating my lunch when, "somebody set us up the bomb."

by Brandon April 15, 2005

Zollitarian

One from the Evil Ligeancy of Zoll. One who believes in Zoll and is a citizen of it's evil ligeancy.

person A: "That person didnt salute the U.S. flag!"

person B: "Well thats ok, because he is a citizen of Zoll."

by Brandon April 20, 2004

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004