Brandon's definitions

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!

I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!

by Brandon December 14, 2004

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

doubley

twice as many without saying double

first we had to go to the assembly now we have to go back to class!! this day is doublely gay.

by brandon December 27, 2004

kiss of death

When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.

Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!

by Brandon December 28, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005