Brandon's definitions

Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.

by Brandon June 4, 2002

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon August 21, 2006

Sentra

Sexy, perfect, beautiful

Rachael can only be described as a Sentra.

by Brandon March 18, 2005

doubley

twice as many without saying double

first we had to go to the assembly now we have to go back to class!! this day is doublely gay.

by brandon December 27, 2004

nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005