Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
The mainstream definition of Bookworm is a someone who loves books or loves to read. The underground definition of bookworm is someone who loves to hang out in bookstores cause they want some dick.
Joe: I'm losing my mind because I need to nut!
Lewis: There are plenty of Bookworms around son. Go try Barnes & Noble.
Lewis: There are plenty of Bookworms around son. Go try Barnes & Noble.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Melanie: I love my rainbow buttplug because you tell me it makes my toots smell like Fruit Loops.
Donald: Yes my Furby.
Donald: Yes my Furby.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Krampus is a bitter old man that's dangerous. The word comes from Austria and was used in reference to a demon-like creature that beats bad children at Christmas in order to scare other children into behaving.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019