Murderhorn is what most people would consider an oversized cock. Note: This also pertains to anything that's larger than the "middle ground" of the average sized dude.
Jenny: Wei is small as fuck. I think my ass cheeks are deeper than his 5 inch cock.
Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"
Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.
Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.
Jenny: Not bad.
Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.
Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"
Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.
Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.
Jenny: Not bad.
Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.
Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
John: It looks like 40 year old Jay is robbing the cradle with this 18 year old girl named Bri.
Charley: Yup, Jay has always been a Tomcat, but one of these days that girl's parents are going to shoot him when they catch him.
Charley: Yup, Jay has always been a Tomcat, but one of these days that girl's parents are going to shoot him when they catch him.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Chat bang is just a fancy word for sexting someone online, however some people misuse the word by saying they were "chat banged" when a group of people trolled them.
I meet Kiera on MeWe.com and we liked each other, so she asked me if I wanted to chat bang. We chat banged for hours.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!
Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.
Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019