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Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Fart knocker mug.The mainstream definition of Bookworm is a someone who loves books or loves to read. The underground definition of bookworm is someone who loves to hang out in bookstores cause they want some dick.
Joe: I'm losing my mind because I need to nut!
Lewis: There are plenty of Bookworms around son. Go try Barnes & Noble.
Lewis: There are plenty of Bookworms around son. Go try Barnes & Noble.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Bookworm mug.Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!
Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.
Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Meat stick mug.Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.
Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.
Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.
Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.
Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Cooter box mug.Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).
Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Smoker mug.Heather: What do you want to do tonight?
Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.
Heather: Mmmkay.
Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.
Heather: Mmmkay.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Candy box mug.Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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