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Greaser

Greaser is an Italian lowlife, especially one that has greasy hair, mistreats women, and listens to loud rap music.
Romeo: I'm starting to love Toni's cooking. He makes spaghetti all the time and listens to some pretty cool rap music too.

Juliette: I hope you're not turning into a Greaser.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 1, 2019
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Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Smoker

Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).
Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?

Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Fart knocker

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Furby

Furby is a young, cute & silly, female furry that's sexually promiscuous.
Melanie: I love my rainbow buttplug because you tell me it makes my toots smell like Fruit Loops.

Donald: Yes my Furby.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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