Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.

Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Smoker

Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).

Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?

Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Asshole

Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.

Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.

Dale: Misery loves company.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Furby

Furby is a young, cute & silly, female furry that's sexually promiscuous.

Melanie: I love my rainbow buttplug because you tell me it makes my toots smell like Fruit Loops.

Donald: Yes my Furby.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Jenny

Jenny (noun) is a cute girl with a horse-like ass.

Nigga Bob: Damn look at dat ass!

Nigga Jim: She is a Looker. She must be a Jenny.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019