Box Worm 's definitions

Wanked

Wanked is a word derived from Wanker. It basically means that you were fucked.

I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Girl

Girl means young woman, but still old enough to be considered a legal adult. Most girls tend to be very cute and sexually promiscuous compared to their older counterparts.

Ed: Damn, I want to go over there! Look at all those girls!

Crusty Old Bob: Too skinny and too young! I prefer an old whale. They know how to suck properly.

Dave: You're both gay.

Casey: Says the Metrosexual.

Chad: I don't care what age they are.

Johnny: Anyone wanna have sex?

Steph: You're sick Johnny. I'm having fun with Sherry tonight.

Sherry: My place.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

GMMASB

GMMASB means "go make me a sandwich bitch" and is used online to tell off obnoxious women.

Jane: Marriage isn't worth it. Why do I want a bunch of drama for a tiny piece of meat?

Paul: GMMASB

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Haha'd

Haha'd means that you were laughed at because people thought you were foolish.

George thought he was going to give a great speech, but the audience only haha'd him out of the stadium.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Cherry pie

Cherry pie means eating bloody pussy.

Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.

Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?

Jace: A little undercooked.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".

Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*

by Box Worm December 1, 2019

Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.

Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019