Box Worm 's definitions

Cooter box

Cooter box is an alternate name for a female's vagina.

Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.

Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.

Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Butt nugget

Butt nugget is feces, what most people call shit, used as an alternate word for Ass Cookie.

Jay: Bob isn't much of a man. He lets his wife, Lindy, wear the pants of the house.

Dee: That's just love.

Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.

Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Italian stallion

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.

George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Meh

Meh means unimpressed.

Kyle: How was the restaurant?

Joe: It was just meh.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Meat stick

Meat stick is an alternate name for a guy's penis.

Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!

Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019