Box Worm 's definitions
Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 1, 2019
Get the Failtardmug. Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Cherry piemug. Drama Queen is one that's concerned with turning all personal issues they have with people into public issues (drama).
Al: Tim was a pretty good friend, until he decided that my sex life was everyone else's business. I have no tolerance for a Drama Queen.
Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.
Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Drama Queenmug. Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Millennialmug. George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Metrosexualmug. Joe: I'm glad Julie lost interest in all the fat guys, but she seems real happy right now.
Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Get the Kyemug. Joe: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Emomug.