2 definitions by Boultonenator

As if you put sticky cum onto clear and thin paper. One of the strongest and most important parts of the human world.
“Hey I heard your truck broke down.”
“My life is devoid of any emotion, my family hates me, nobody can hear my true feelings and I want it to end, my entire life has lead to failure and I can’t deal with this anymore.”

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by Boultonenator April 18, 2023
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When a dildo so big gets jammed up your ass at speeds of Mach 17 so you start to rapidly shit your pants as a worm crawls into your dick hole and your mom walks in and calls you a disappointment and how she should have gotten an abortion, you start bawling your eyes out and Eric Cartman licks your sweet sweet tears.
Hey dad!!!”
“Fuck you you’re a disappointment!”
Kills himself
“Wow that Cherlunking did wonders!”
by Boultonenator April 18, 2023
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