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4 definitions by Boozer

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia
I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.
by Boozer July 23, 2005
n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.
Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.
by Boozer July 20, 2005
the firry part between your corn shooter and the bottom of your meatbag
i scratched my fotch after having sex with a hooker
by Boozer April 05, 2003
a botch is anything where the sun don't shine
i have a fotchy botchy
by Boozer April 05, 2003