3 definitions by Bok Choy Jr.

V.I.G.

Viper in the Grass. Typically used described a female neighbor who spreads gossip, likes to spy on what is happening next door or who is doing what, with the intent to burn an unexpected husband of a friend.

V.I.G. told my wife about the coversation she overhead me having with her husband.

by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008

Roommate

Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.

"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."

by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008

Roommate

Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.

"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."

by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008