The situation that occurs when your dick is so far down a dude's throat that your balls gently rest on his chin. Often performed along with elbow deep ass fisting. This technique is especially pleasurable when the receiving dude hasn't shaved recently as the hairs will gently tickle your balls.
Stephen Kendrick: Dude I was face fuckin Mr. Grubb so hard last night I was ballzonchin for like 30 mins.
Everyone: You have balls?
Stephen Kendrick: Nah, I'm short and gay as fuck. I just want you guys to like me. Will you guys go ballzonchin on me?
A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the electronics departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow.
Has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.
+43 to verbal assault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around
Shitty ass black jacket 100%
Pile of shit 100%
Dank ass smell 100%
Random magic: the gathering card 59%
Gameboy advance sp 34%
Mage: dude lemme go tank that darst
Warrior: k im gonna go jack off then