14 definitions by Bob Goatu
Someone who goes out of their way to reject, debunk or otherwise make the believers of any "green" or "Eco-friendly" program or belief look stupid and wrong.
Guy 1: "Man its hot"
Guy 2: "Its normal for this time of year. Suck it up." (walks off)
Guy 1: "But its March! WTF?"
Guy 2 from a distance: "Eco-nazi!"
Guy 3: "Don't mind him, he's an unvironmentalist".
Guy 1: "oh..."
Guy 2: "Its normal for this time of year. Suck it up." (walks off)
Guy 1: "But its March! WTF?"
Guy 2 from a distance: "Eco-nazi!"
Guy 3: "Don't mind him, he's an unvironmentalist".
Guy 1: "oh..."
by Bob Goatu July 18, 2010
When a large girl wears both a pair of low riding pants plus a belly showing shirt, the look from behind resembles a mushroom hence, ButtShroom
Um, maam, you should consider a more flattering shirt as in that getup you are really just growing a buttshroom.
by Bob Goatu October 5, 2006
The largest number ever. The monster of numbers.
Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
by Bob Goatu January 18, 2010
Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
by Bob Goatu September 28, 2008
A form of psychological ointment one applies when one has ended a particularly long, unpleasant or long and unpleasant relationship.
I hear Fred dumped Wilma finally.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
by Bob Goatu September 15, 2008
When something is described by the media or any large number of the uninformed populous as something huge and important if not something terrible and earth shattering (i.e. Swine Flu) and it fails miserably to live up to expectations.
This is derived from the modern version of Battlestar Galactica where Kara Thrace was described as "the Harbinger of Death" when in fact she had little effect on the ending of the show and just vanished mid conversation.
This is derived from the modern version of Battlestar Galactica where Kara Thrace was described as "the Harbinger of Death" when in fact she had little effect on the ending of the show and just vanished mid conversation.
Yeah, don't worry about swine flu, its not that deadly, it is an example of Kara Thrace Syndrome.
What do you mean? People died!
Yeah, but only about 200. Thousands die each year from the regular influenza. Big deal.
I guess swine flu does have Kara Thrace Syndrome.
Exactly. Wash your frickin hands, get on with life, let the pandemic knobs fret like old ladies.
What do you mean? People died!
Yeah, but only about 200. Thousands die each year from the regular influenza. Big deal.
I guess swine flu does have Kara Thrace Syndrome.
Exactly. Wash your frickin hands, get on with life, let the pandemic knobs fret like old ladies.
by Bob Goatu August 24, 2009
A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009