2 definitions by Bluegnome

Lasagna-buddy

A Lasagna-buddy is a special kind of buddy who gets you and knows your feels. You can trust them, and although sometimes they may be mysterious they are also wondrous. A Lasagna-buddy is a special type of buddy, formed only in the darkest and brightest of times. They are loved by many people, they are a unicorn rainbow shower on a dark day. The bonds between a lasagna-buddy and their chosen friends are strong. They tend to make everything around them better than before, like a walking-talking giant prism intersecting light rays. It is said there is a lasagna-buddy for every person.

"I want a lasagna-buddy for Christmas"
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*

by Bluegnome December 12, 2014

Quinnicorn

A Quinnicorn is a magical human being whom was sprung from the seed of a unicorn tear at the night of a full moon. She is a fravriote to many a person, and is so lovely all the otters give her their beloved stones; the otters also serenade her with long songs such as Justin Biebers, Baby. They also have choreographed dance routines. She is a conductor of light for many a person and acts as a prism to scatter lots of rainbows. She is also very ferocious and has muscles the size of buildings, and tremendous lifting power. It is rumored that she could lift the great Blobfish of Denmark.

"How do I even begin to describe a Quinnicorn?"
"Quinnicorn is flawless."
"I hear that her hair is insured for $10,000."
"I hear she does car commercials, in Japan."
"Her favorite movies are Harry Potter"
"One time she met Draco Malfoy on a plane"
"And he told her she was pretty."
"One time she punched me in the face...it was awesome."

by Bluegnome June 12, 2014