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Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the Alabama pimug.

trailblazer

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.
I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
mugGet the trailblazermug.

backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.
During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.
by Bloopy December 28, 2005
mugGet the backyardmug.

17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!
by Bloopy November 12, 2010
mugGet the 17mug.

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
mugGet the grande baguettemug.

onomatophobophobia

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.
Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.
by Bloopy September 7, 2010
mugGet the onomatophobophobiamug.

grody

A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.
He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
mugGet the grodymug.

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