Bloopy's definitions

Minnesota chrome

A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.

There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!

by Bloopy October 22, 2009

17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.

My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!

by Bloopy November 12, 2010

backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.

During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.

by Bloopy December 28, 2005

trailblazer

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.

I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.

I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 18, 2005

wwoofer

A person who is a member of WWOOF.

The countryside is crawling with wwoofers.

by Bloopy October 6, 2005