Bloopy's definitions

squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.

Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.

by Bloopy January 11, 2009

loliology

The study of lolicon.

When Danny grows up, he wants to get a degree in loliology.

by Bloopy February 4, 2006

17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.

My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!

by Bloopy November 12, 2010

lashed out

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.

Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.

"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."

by Bloopy November 13, 2017

backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.

During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.

by Bloopy December 28, 2005

hassle

An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.

Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.

by Bloopy July 25, 2006