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mewp

A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'
Mewp?

Mewp, Mewp!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the mewpmug.

Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the Alabama pimug.

trailblazer

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.
I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
mugGet the trailblazermug.

penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the penis cutmug.

lashed out

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.
Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the lashed outmug.

17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!
by Bloopy November 12, 2010
mugGet the 17mug.

hassle

An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.
Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.
by Bloopy July 25, 2006
mugGet the hasslemug.

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