Bloopy's definitions

spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.

I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

trailblazer

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.

I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

hassle

An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.

Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.

by Bloopy July 25, 2006

grody

A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.

He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

onomatophobophobia

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.

Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.

by Bloopy September 7, 2010

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

lashed out

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.

Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005