2 definitions by Bloobies

taught line

The point at which your nutsack becomes taught from the weight of your balls.

Break the Gold Bond out, we’re gonna need it for our taught lines.

by Bloobies June 26, 2019

Tartle Pop

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.

As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."

by Bloobies May 9, 2010