Definitions by Bloke

unexpectable 

Definition: unexpected and inexcusable
Root: Middle daughter in heated discussion with older daughter over pool ettiquette

"You can't stick my head underwater like that, its unexpectable!"

unexpectable by Bloke February 28, 2005

driving in England 

Masturbation. From the Boys Suck song of the same name.

Wait, don't open the door, I'm driving in England.

driving in England by Bloke February 13, 2004

dibber 

Twofold:

1/ long firm implement with which a gentleman 'dibs' a nice lady.

2/ husband or partner of a ho

you're my ho

reply: and you're my dibber

dibber by Bloke February 5, 2004

tavis 

a supreme fartbag sandwich maker.

u'll see tavis in Fartbag City.

tavis by bloke October 8, 2003

fartbag 

A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.

A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.

fartbag by bloke October 8, 2003