Definitions by Blitz-Matt

!2 

An advanced version of !1

ja i pwn j00 h4x0r!!!!2

!2 by Blitz-Matt November 8, 2006

slipknot

When these chaps grow up, one day they'll look back and wonder what was going through their minds as they wore rubber masks onstage.

"I say, i'm indubitably bamboolzled as to why I was such an angry and talentless fellow. I feel quite the fool. An April fool, as it were."

slipknot by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Briton 

A resident of Great Britain. Those living in England, N Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The greatest nation in the world.

"I don't care who wins the World Cup, as long as it's a British team."

"I say, old bean, can I buy you a pint?"

Briton by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Great Britain 

A small group of islands north of Europe from which the modern world was born, without which America would be called 'The United States of Spain.'

Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.

Alan: How can such a small island do so much for the modern world?
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!

Great Britain by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Simpsons 

One of the greatest TV programmes of all time.

Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.

A: Mint! The Simpsons are on tonight!
B: Yea? Which episode?
A: Aww crap it's a new one.

Simpsons by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Madchester 

R.I.P., Madchester.

Don't turn Madchester music into karaoke fodder.

Madchester by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Superbowl 

An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)

Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday?
Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it?
Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.

Superbowl by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004