Blitz-Matt's definitions

Briton

A resident of Great Britain. Those living in England, N Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The greatest nation in the world.

"I don't care who wins the World Cup, as long as it's a British team."

"I say, old bean, can I buy you a pint?"

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

slipknot

When these chaps grow up, one day they'll look back and wonder what was going through their minds as they wore rubber masks onstage.

"I say, i'm indubitably bamboolzled as to why I was such an angry and talentless fellow. I feel quite the fool. An April fool, as it were."

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

RAF

The RAF (Royal Air Force) is Britains air force. Bombed the shit out of Nazi Berlin in WW2.

Hans: Oh shit the RAF are comin'!
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

basically

When you suspect someone of being an idiot, count how many times they say 'basically' when talking.

So, basically, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, basically, my vocabluary is really really basic.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Madchester

R.I.P., Madchester.

Don't turn Madchester music into karaoke fodder.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Simpsons

One of the greatest TV programmes of all time.

Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.

A: Mint! The Simpsons are on tonight!
B: Yea? Which episode?
A: Aww crap it's a new one.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

Great Britain

A small group of islands north of Europe from which the modern world was born, without which America would be called 'The United States of Spain.'

Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.

Alan: How can such a small island do so much for the modern world?
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004